Is boobtastic Sammy Braddy England’s ‘Greatest Glamour Girl Ever’?

That’s what Nuts magazine declared in January — and who am I to argue? She was pretty damn special in her day. Like Sophie Howard, she’s come out of retirement. She’s changed a little — no longer so freakishly, delightfully huge in the chest, and that’s due to having made a baby in her time off. But still, even reduced and toned, she’s boobier than your average bear.

Any way you slice her — Samy Braddy is fuckin’ hot!

Also: Do not slice Sammy Braddy. Or I will come to your house and slice YOU.