It is totally valid and understandable to proclaim that Carlotta Champagne has the world’s most perfect breasts. There is a case for it. I myself have had that thought more than once. They are really, really spectacular. But then, so is the whole package. And that brings me to something you might not be processing if you’re so laser-focused on the tits (as I can often be).
Carlotta Champagne has that perfect S-curve. That line of silhouette, starting at the ribcage, tapering to the waist and then flaring out to form incredibly attractive hips. No, really, you need to look at this girl’s hips, or her waist-to-hips region. It is just delightful. You know when they superimpose those little curlicues on a girl’s back (the first to do it was Man Ray, “Le Violon D’Ingres,” and she wasn’t all that) and compare her to the shape of a violin or cello? That’s what I see in Carlotta’s waist and hips. A rhythm to that curve that is musical, in its way. And it’s a miracle.
See, there are a lot of girls out there with great breasts, there are plenty on this site. But to have great breasts and this waist-to-hips curve… well, we’re really talking about an ideal figure. Say you were god, and you’d just taken a rib out of poor lonely Adam, and you were thinking, “Hmm, how should this ‘woman’ thing be shaped?” Well, god, this ‘woman’ thing should be shaped like this:
I dunno, even models as hot as Carlotta can be insecure about things and I know that by singling out such a feature I risk highlighting something she thinks is a flaw. Well, it most certainly is no flaw.
Today is Carlotta’s birthday; wish her a good one on twitter (@thecarlotta) and consider giving her the gift of your membership at her website, Carlotta-Champagne.com. It’s a gift to you both, really. (She also has a wish list.) Happy birthday, Carlotta.
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