We’re not usually the most observant when it comes to fashion being “flattering” or not—we know Joey Fisher is hot and that when the boobs come out (as they do when the camera starts a-clicking) it will be a thing of beauty. But even we, in our who-cares-what-she’s-wearing obliviousness, must take issue with this pair of striped jeans they’ve put our Joey into. These are some fucked up trousers! Whose idea was this? We are surprised Joey is not actually crying in these pictures. “Damn these jeans! Why must I wear these hideous, hip-bloating trousers? What are you trying to do to me, you horrid stylist? What utter bollocks!”
Fortunately somewhere around picture 10-11 in this gallery below she’s come to her senses and begun to remove the unpleasant things, revealing a nice white lacy thong. Ahh, now that’s more like it. Somebody take those jeans out back and burn them, we’re trying to enjoy a sexy woman here.
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