Dunno whether you saw this or not but J.Lo gave this interview with her boobies hanging out all over the place.
You know, sometime last year it became the cool thing to say “Jennifer Lopez is 44/45 and still hot”—this was perhaps traceable to a June 2014 Billboard magazine photo sesh. But whatever, I was not really buying it, J.Lo has always seemed overrated to me.
But damn, this interview. After watching it I was reflecting on how difficult it would be to have a conversation with such a rack, and I Googled “Is Andy Cohen Gay?” and it turns out he is. Still, gay men love boobs—if this weren’t a professional interview he’d be like “ooo, those are delish, lemme touch them, girlfriend”—they just tend not to be rendered speechless by them. But speech-sapping, voice-choking, dumbness-inducing these are. What a display. Huge win for J.Lo.
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