So actress/model/singer Sophie Monk is in Playboy. You may have heard this, and you may very well have wondered “Who is Sophie Monk?” Well, there’s no real reason most people will know — her career consists of pop-music success in Australia, a series of Hollywood(ish) movies you wouldn’t want to watch, and modeling of some sort. I have all along had a vague idea of Sophie Monk, I knew that she was hot, but I have probably never heard a Sophie Monk song or seen a movie she was in.
Here’s the thing, though: Sophie Monk is really extremely good looking, and looks really really really extremely good naked. Playboy‘s got her, and while I’d never suggest she’s some mega-star, at least she is completely fucking amazing. This is the sexiest celebrity photo shoot Playboy has done in awhile — but then, everything about Playboy‘s photography is moving in the right direction these days. If you haven’t checked out Playboy’s naked-lady site recently, you should — they are posting some great pictures of great girls these days, you might be surprised.
And then there is Sophie Monk — because, hey, if you’re not going to get Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johansson naked in your mag (and face it, you’re not), at least you can get someone who is really really really hot. Sophie fills that role beautifully. Enough words, see for yourself:
Here you go, Rose McGowan the topless wonder on a boob-baring tear. She did indeed pose full frontal for Flaunt magazine, which is the headline news item, but in the same month she got the ladies out for something called Flatt magazine (no, that’s not a typo) and then this interesting picture of her shooting the rod shirtless, taken by Douglas Friedman, has also shown up. All in all, a good month for Rose’s tits and other bits. Hooray!
Emily Ratajkowski for Mark Sacro, Kim Kardashian in an old Playboy outtake, Lake Bell for Esquire — gosh a lot of famous ladies have been displaying their lovely protuberances lately! I figured it’s a good time to do a review of all the nip-tastic pictures you’ve been missing. Well, at least since the awesome Miranda Kerr GQ session.
Clearly Emily Ratajkowski and Lake Bell are physical perfection to be reckoned with, and even though Kim Kardashian is a bit annoying, she is (or was, when this Playboy shoot was done) freakin’ hot. Dylan Penn is the offspring of Sean Penn and Robin Wright, so she’s a celebrity even if she hasn’t really done anything I’m aware of. Is Martha Hunt a celebrity? Well, she’s a model some people know. As opposed to Olga Kaminska, who I think is just a Polish Playboy model who got all naked for Volo magazine. She might not be a household name — but maybe she should be.
Eva Green has great breasts, as anyone who watched The Dreamers knows all too well. She shows them off, after 11 years of cruelly keeping them hidden, in this scene from 300: Rise of an Empire — but are they as good as they seem? At about the 17-second mark some boobs pop into the frame that look much larger and perkier than Eva’s do in the rest of the scene. I agree they look different, but if they are the boobs of a body double I have to say I have no idea how the SFX guys worked them in so seamlessly.
This issue was raised by The Daily Star, and I have to admit — those crack journalists have a point. Here’s the video and some stills for you to scrutinize.
It seems that whenever someone trains his or her lens on dear Emily Ratajkowski, she simply drops her clothes as quick as can be and parades around like a naked flesh-goddess. Which she is. The last time a girl this flawless was this eager to get naked at all times… I can’t remember. We are in the Golden Age of Emily, enjoy it while it lasts. Pictures by Tony Duran.
The Canyons was written by Bret Easton Ellis of Less Than Zero and American Psycho fame, and directed by Paul Schrader, who wrote Taxi Driver and directed various things, including Cat People, Patty Hearst, Affliction, and Auto Focus.