Category Archives: Singers

Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj at the 2015 Grammys

All About That Boobs: The Best Cleavage and Sideboob From the Grammys

The Grammys was a spectacular display of boobs, and here are the winners.

Listed in alphabetical order, after Nicki Minaj, who was the overall winner. Katy Perry could have challenged if her dress was a bit more see-through. Kim Kardashian’s strange robe showed nice cleave but could have pushed the girls together better. Lady Gaga made the most of what she’s got, I truly applaud the effort. Rocsi Diaz—very nice, but I have no idea who you are.

As I said: Overall winner, Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj Anaconda

Watch Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ Video: 4:49 of Big Fat Ass

That’s not me saying “big fat ass” — that’s Nicki herself. You don’t get to that line until the end of the tune, after much twerking, slapping, and slow-motion jiggling of the ample cheeks. It’s the part where she’s giving Drake a lap dance and, well:

Yeah, he love this fat ass
Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches WHAT?

I got a big fat ass
Come on

Yeah Nicki got a big fat ass… and loves it. It’s good to love what you got. Go on, Nicki Minaj.

Rita Ora by Terry Richardson

Rita Ora in See-Through Bra by Terry Richardson

Oh, Mr. Richardson, you dirty dog you, how do you do it? A sexy celebrity walks into your studio looking to shoot a few snappy-snaps and then bam! NIPPLES. Did they plan on showing nipples that day, or does TR have some strange voodoo shit going on in that studio. Look deeeeep into my eyes, girl. Now put on this see-through bra…

Jesus, look what he did to Miley Cyrus. She used to be such a nice girl.

This time it’s British pop star Rita Ora. She’s a big deal over there, with number-one hits and yadda yadda NIPPLES.

Rihanna Lui Magazine

Rihanna Is Nude in Lui Magazine by Mario Sorrenti

This is so not surprising — and yet nobody seemed to know about it. Rihanna of the pierced nip, nipslip, ass-flash, whatever — Rihanna the pop star who seems about to get naked at all times. And now she has in a super sexy bunch o’ pictures by Mario Sorrenti for French girlie-mag Lui. She’s already being criticized for her tanlines, but let’s keep in mind a lot of men like the tanline look. It tells you you’re seeing something normally covered, something secret, those parts of the woman where — literally — the sun don’t shine. It’s a retro look and a retro (even quaint) idea. But back to Ri-Ri — what a sexy ’70s Penthouse Pet or porn star she would have been! Enjoy…

Beyonce in Partition video

How Beyonce made Jay-Z j*** on her dress

Have you seen the video for “Partition” by Beyonce? Normally I might bring you that clip and just say how it’s super sextastic and bootylicious and you should watch it — but you should actually listen to the lyrics too. It’s pretty dirty stuff, particularly for Beyonce, who used to be all Christian (Destiny’s Child, after all, got its name from a verse in the Book of Isaiah).

And so here we have Beyonce getting all sexy, getting down on her knees in a limousine, and guess what: her lover man, we’ll call him J.Z. to protect his identity, shoots a load on her pretty dress. That’s hot. Here’s the blow-by-blow:

Driver, roll up the partition, please
I don’t need you seeing ‘Yonce on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain’t even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to fuck
He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown


Rihanna

Rihanna’s pierced nipple just don’t give a fxxk

She’s getting ready to come out of a hotel in Stockholm, where there will be fans and paparazzi waiting, and what is she thinking? Not “oh, I better not wear this meshy see through top.”

Nah, she’s thinking something more like “dammit, how did I lose my phone charger again?”

Walks out and waves to the crowd. Cameras go off. Her pierced nipple steals the show. This happens quite frequently, actually.