Charlotte Springer is the “British Kim Kardashian” — what?

Here’s Charlotte Springer courtesy Zoo — they’re calling her the British Kim Kardashian. Well it sounds good, but what’s it mean? Was she caught on tape copulating with a minor musician? Does she have a giant ass? Is she Armenian? Was daddy a big time barrister?

Nah, they just say she looks like her. Which she kinda does. Kim with natural boobs and less ass — hmm, we’ve seen stronger resemblances. But she looks good, do not get us wrong.