We’ve always had a fascination with measuring boobs. It’s not really about the number; more like the act of getting out the ruler and tape measure and applying it to breasts. This page is a place to explore the joy of measuring.
UPDATE 3/13/2024: It’s been a year (again), what could possibly inspire us to update this page after all this time? Well it’s the always-inspiring OCGirls34G. She posted this inspiring picture to her Twitter @OCGirls34G and it’s just too good not to use. She has re-launched her OnlyFans, so check that out. And of course you can get to know her better here in the BabesToday interview with OCGirls34G.
UPDATE 1/19/2023: It’s a new year and we have a new star and header image on this page. It’s Ianna Taylor (pronounced EYE-anna), who has L-cup boobs with massive round areolas to match. How massive? Well that’s why we do this ridiculous drill, isn’t it? Take a look at the photographic evidence here. And do yourself a favor — follow her on Twitter @IannaTaylor_420. You’ll see scorchin’ images like these every day, and you should message her there if you’re interested in buying content.
UPDATE 7/31/2022: Today we add the famous Mrs. PJ Haverstock (@MrsPJHaverstock on Twitter), who has very quickly become a legend for her huge boobs and friendly ways. She’s that MILF next door whose everyday outfits can’t hide that bodacious figure. If you were a 16 year old boy and she asked you to do some yard work you’d rub yourself raw thinking of the porny possibilities that might ensue. What if Mrs. PJ does the yard work with me and she wears that spaghetti-strap tank top with no bra? Or what if she brings me lemonade in her off-the-shoulders sundress? What if I have to ask a question so I go into the back yard and she’s laying out by the pool in her see-through one-piece? Yeah, Mrs. PJ Haverstock is that kinda woman. And as we said before, she is just friendly as all hell, as you browse her Twitter salivating over her boobs, take a second to read the words. She’s cool. You can also find her on Instagram, and she has an OnlyFans/MrsPJHaverstock that has become quite popular. If you hang out on Reddit, you’ll find here there as u/MrsPJHaverstock. (Check her Linktree for more platforms.) Noting our fondness for measured boobs, nipples and areolas, Mrs PJ took these pictures, and hot damn:
UPDATE 3/27/2022: Here’s a very interesting and new-to-us girl big titty goth girlfriend named Cyber Nyxie (and Nephyla Lamprey). You you can find all her links on Beacons.ai — including her twitter @cyber_nyxie, her OnlyFans, her Fansly and her ManyVids. We found this picture on her u/nephyla_lamprey Reddit page. And you could describe her in various ways, but what strikes us is: Little girl with big areolas. She’s little as in 4’11” tall. And how big are those big areolas? She did the good deed of measuring them, and reports that one has a diameter of 9 cm and the other is 10 cm across (that’s 3.5″ and 3.9″ respectively, WOW). Here’s how that looks:
Update 2/9/2022: Something different here but we think it counts as a “measurement.” We don’t have an exact number of inches but the “LARGE” sticker here on the left tit of Twitter star @V1xenandherStag is totally correct. Indeed, it is a large one (and the one hidden behind her hair is too). You’ll find tons more pictures of her large boobs on Twitter (indeed she seems to hate bras and tops) and even more fun stuff at her onlyfans.com/auburnrae page!
Update 8/27/2021: A new measurer and boy does she have some good stuff to measure. She is a busty Brit and her name on Twitter is @the_kitty_amore. She goes by the same handle on her OnlyFans account as well as her Instagram. For her other profiles and goings-on (incl. TikTok) see her Beacons page o’ links.
Update 5/24/2021: Welcome Fiona and Plugged Princess to the measuring page! Here’s Fiona, who is @FionaNatural38g on Twitter and has the same name on her OnlyFans page:
Plugged Princess goes by @pluggedprincess on Twitter, and also uses that handle on her OnlyFans page:
Here are some lovely pictures that His Vixy took for us; we first got to know her on Tumblr (back before Tumblr committed suicide) where she seemed to experience an exhibitionist awakening before our very eyes. She went from modest to total exhibitionist, posting pictures of these beautiful tits every day. These days you will find her at OnlyFans, and you might as well follow her Twitter @HisVixy though she is not a frequent poster. (On MeWe? Add @HisVixy1.)
Here’s @graloveable who took these on Tumblr, though you should follow her now on Twitter @graloveable if you want to see her beautiful body.
And then here are some taken by pros for us long ago.
And now, some photo shoots. Click the pic to go to the post:
