Kate Upton busts her way onto the cover of Vogue Brazil

Here’s what you might call the Kate Upton Revolution. Like the Arab Spring, but happening all over the world.

Kate Upton is a swimsuit and lingerie model. Some people think she’s chubby. Victoria’s Secret basically calls her a lardass and plain Jane. But guess what? Men love her for her curves and big hooters, and see her plain-Jane-ness as an approachable girl-next-door quality.

Men love her. So what do the high fashion magazines do? These rags that wouldn’t have touched her two years ago? They dress her up in expensive couture that shows major cleavage and put her on their covers with headlines like “Kate Upton: The Return of Curves” and shit like that.

So predictable. The fashion industry usually hates boobs, until a girl comes along with boobs and the people love her too much to ignore. Then they’re all “boobs are back!” As if boobs ever went away.

Here’s Kate doing the drill for Vogue Brazil — nice pictures.