Some interesting tweets exchanged the other night concerning large areolas — I was RTing a girl who has some really big ones but doesn’t like them and wants to get areola-reduction surgery. (A. If you don’t like them, why are you putting them on Twitter?, and B. Areola-reduction surgery? That’s a thing?) It was at that point a Twitter friend chimed in with the URL for GiantAreolas.com — a site that looks like it’s all about her own giant areolas.
I say it “looks like” that because it links to her main site, which is TastyTrixie.com. It features Trixie all nude and such, and she describes her breasts (on the page all about them) as 34D with giant areolas, so if you’re looking at her boobs you are getting a good dose of Giant Areolas even though you might not actually be on a site called GiantAreolas.com.
Anyway Trixie loves her large areolas and I think that’s great, because I am a fan of large ones as well (although I would not say that I have a problem with smaller ones). If anyone reading this remembers a previous blog I fucked around with called BoobsToday — I used to ask girls to measure them, and some of them actually did, and took pictures, which I treasured. I still have several of them, which I might post one of these days. Something about a ruler or measuring tape against a nipple — I dunno why, really, I just like it.
I told Trixie that she ought to measure hers, and she said she had offered to do it during webcamshows but nobody was ever much interested. She said she’d do it for me, though. So I’m calling her out publicly — Trixie, get me a picture of a ruler up against those big things you’re so proud of. Get me several. I need the east-west dimensions and the north-south. Also the profile — how much does that nipple stand up whenit’s hard? C’mon, girl, you know you want to do it.
Without further ado — Trixie and her Giant Areolas. Measurement pending.
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