The story below is bullshit, but we’ll keep it here because we like it. The woman in the pictures who is identified as “Pet Johnson” is actually a model named Olga G., and the pictures come from the website Nude In Russia.
Pet Johnson keeps it real on Twitter (@PetJohnson1980) — there is no doubting that. She is a nympho and an exhibitionist, and despite being stuck in a generic secretarial job she clearly wants to pack up for Porn Valley to shoot sex scenes with hung black men.
We’re not telling you anything you won’t figure out if you follow her for a day. But that’s what we mean by keeping it real, and that is why we Twitter-love Pet. You feel like she is on a quest for things that will satisfy her (generally BBC, and we do not mean the TV channel), and you get to ride shotgun. We root for her. We really do hope that someday her Twitter flirtations will bear fruit and she will realize her dream of being ploughed by Shane Diesel (or a black man of his caliber). Will it happen? We don’t know. We think she could do porn, she’s cute enough and the body is on time. But she is stuck in England, which is a complicating factor. Oh, Shane Diesel, won’t you haul her aboard your magic craft and take her to the place where the porn is made?
By “magic craft” we mean a mode of transport, like a plane or a boat. Not your dick. Although it is magic.
We hope Pet’s dreams do come true, whether that means actually making porn or just getting enough sex to satisfy her nearly-insatiable desires. Good luck, girl.
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