Sorry. Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry for implanting that old Duran Duran song in your head for the rest of the day. Although with spring apparently, finally, here at last, it’s a good time to have some English New Wave-Yacht Rock in the ear (and if you’re going to say it’s not yacht rock — don’t be a pedant, it’s comfortable next to Toto, and the video is Yachtty as fuck).
But that is not the point here — the point is Rio Lee. Rio Muthafuckin’ Lee. Rio Lee is an ideal porn star. When you think of a porn star, you don’t think of an everyday girl who happens to do porn — that’s not the fantasy. The fantasy is a girl with an insatiable appetite for sex, who is constantly horny and can’t stop herself from exhibiting her body all day long. A flat-out sexual animal, and an exotic sexual animal is a bonus. Well, Rio Lee is just that — she’s on the twitter constantly tweeting her nakedness, and scenes of her having sexy sex, and scenes of other people having sexy sex. Shit, it’s like a porn fan was running her tweets, rather than a porn star.
But that’s the point: Rio Lee makes porn, and Rio Lee loves porn. Rio Lee IS porn.
(Wanna see some Rio Lee porn? How about Mommy Blows Best, Gloryhole Initiations, and MILFs Like It Big. That’ll keep you occupied for a hot minute.)
Oh, and when I said “exotic” — can I interest you in a Brazilian-Malaysian mix? That sound nice to you? With a British accent? Yeah, that’s some powerful stuff.
Follow Rio on Twitter @rioleexxx and visit her site RioLeexxx.com.
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