Playboy did a good thing with Lindsey Pelas because BOOBS

We don’t think a girl should be penalized for having huge, shapely, miraculous boobies. We just don’t. This may not be a popular thing to say, but it’s our credo: Girls with big tits deserve love too.

(Our other credo is — if you have to have a credo — you know, go for it. You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once.)

So we imagine Playboy took a look at the goddess-like Lindsey Pelas and they thought, hmm… she’s very pretty but her triple-D boobs are also huge and amazing. Is this what our readers want? Is it possible there is too much amazingness here and we should go with someone less amazing?

There’s much more of Lindsey and her abundant amazingness at Playboy.com. C’mon, she’s waiting for you. Don’t hate her because she’s boobiful.