Yep, comedian, writer and teevee host Chelsea Handler got her boobs out on a horse, Vladimir Putin-style, and posted it to Instagram to protest the site’s policy of censoring hooters. Man nipples good, says Instagram, lady nipples baaaad. This is activism Scout Willis-style, and I am all for it.
Also I would like to add, on a purely professional note, this special message to Chelsea: You got nice tits, babe!
Also, on a purely professional note: I am so happy some good has come of those fucking bare-chested Vladimir Putin pictures we’ve all had to look at a zillion times.
Here’s the controversial (deleted by Instagram, obviously) photo:
Chelsea’s tweets on the subject:
“Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better. #kremlin”
“Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to show I have a better body than Putin.”
“If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it’s ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?”
“If instagram takes this down again, you’re saying Vladimir Putin has more 1st amendment rights…”
“You can now find my dogs and my breasts on Twitter only where my followers have the right to choose what they say. Bye bye instablock”
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