What’s Large, Naked and Horny? Alison Tyler and a Rhino

Alison Tyler is six feet of busty porn star goodness, but even a valkyrie like that is smaller than a Rhinoceros. As if to demonstrate that very point, here is Alison posing with what looks like a black rhinoceros (note beaklike upper lip), although the replica seems to be on a smaller scale, as the black rhino ought to be at least 5 feet high at the shoulder. The real thing would weigh over a ton. At 6 feet tall and curvy like a woman should be, Alison is bound to be one of the massier porn stars, but we’re sure she’s well short of a ton.

So yes, Alison Tyler: Big for a porn star, but small for a rhino.

That’s right, we’re not just here to titillate you at BabesToday, we’ll also share some knowledge about the animal kingdom when the mood strikes.

For more of Alison Tyler’s awesome ultravixenry, visit and join her site AlisonTylerVIP.com. For more rhinoceri, visit a zoo.