The Lovely @realewasonnet Wears a Lace Thingie. Pop Goes the Boob!

I called it a lace “thingie” but I believe the proper term is “teddy.” But who says “teddy” other than a lingerie catalog copywriter? Even though it has a dumb name, a teddy is a precision garment—basically cut like a one-piece swimsuit, stretched tight across the curvy bits but also lacy and delicate. I would think that’s hard to do, and that teddies would be prone to wardrobe malfunctions, but then again you don’t run into a lot of teddies in the course of a day, do you? Unless you live in the 1989 Victoria’s Secret catalog.

But I was saying, the difficulty of making a teddy and possibility of wardrobe malfunctions—whoever put together this number for busty Ewa Sonnet deserves a physics prize. Because you know you can’t get this off the rack at Sears; Ewa says her bra size is now 65I (European—that’s about a 30H or 30I American). This thingie looks great on her, yet her boobs easily pop out like it was their mission in life. Which, actually it is. Ewa Sonnet’s official site is 3wasonnet.com and it is a breast man’s paradise—check it out!