News of the death threats that Mia Khalifa has been receiving (see previous post) continues to be the top reason why people who don’t know much about porn know who she is. But here are 10 more things to know about her that are neither death threats nor boobs:
1. Timeflies dropped their Tuesday song a few hours ago; it’s called “Mia Khalifa” and it’s pretty great:
2. We knew Mia Khalifa was a fan of the Florida State Seminoles Football team—turns out when it comes to basketball, she’s all about the Duke Blue Devils.
3. The athletes that really get her hot aren’t football players or basketball players. She digs the “Lax bros.” Well, she is from Maryland after all.
4. The public sports figure she lusts the most, however, is not a current player at all; it’s former Duke guard (and current Duke assistant coach) Jon Scheyer. One of her followers pointed out that Scheyer is Jewish, thus making a Khalifa-Scheyer coupling a potential contributor to peace in the Middle East.
5. She did not go to Duke, or Florida State, or a school that has a lacrosse team. She went to University of Texas at El Paso, where she earned a BA in history.
6. Mia Khalifa used to weigh 60 lbs. more than she does now.
7. Mia Khalifa’s favorite Whataburger order is a green chile double cheeseburger and spicy ketchup.
8. Mia Khalifa drives an Audi A4.
9. Mia Khalifa only reads books about sports.
10. Mia Khalifa was sent to “military boarding school” for “smokin a doobie.”
Whoa, did I just write an entire post about Mia Khalifa with no boobs in it? That just seems wrong. Here you go:
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