Here’s Alexsis Faye in her red hooded cape, walking through the woods on the way to grandmother’s house. You are the Big Bad Wolf.
“My, Alexsis, what big eyes you have,” you say to her. And in this version of the story that counts as a good pickup line.
“If you like my big eyes, ya Big Bad Wolf, I’ve got something else to show you,” Alexsys replies, tugging at her vaguely European peasant dress.
“Oh my, Alexsis,” you reply, “What a big red bra you have.”
“If you like my bra, Wolfy, you’ll really like what’s inside it,” she replies, pulling her bra down.
You are dumbstruck, then manage to feebly comment, “I think you’re going to be late to grandmother’s house, Alexsis.”
“Who says I’m going to grandmother’s house, Wolfy?” she replies. “I came here looking for a wolf. I hope you’re hungry…”
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