Girls who love sports are fun — girls with huge boobs who love sports are even more fun. How about a girl who loves sports who tweets her huge boobs every time her team scores? That’s just amazing, and the lady in question is Alexa Vin, aka @REALCURVYMAMA on Twitter. (She’s also got an OnlyFans page, a free OnlyFans page, a Pocketstars page and a Fansly page). There is one small problem:
Her team is the Patriots.
During the glory years when Tom Brady led a Bill Belichick-coached squad, the Patriots were the best team, year in and year out, and they grew to be the most hated. Winning does that. But Alexa of course loved it, and her boobs were out frequently and fantastically as the Pats piled up victory after victory, Super Bowl after Super Bowl. Alexa also gets her tits out for the Red Sox and the Bruins, although football is clearly her favorite sport. And though she was probably a bit crushed when Brady was traded to the Buccaneers in 2020, Alexa became a Tampa Bay Fan as well. So basically if the Patriots OR Bucs OR Bruins OR Sox are playing, check Alexa’s Twitter and you will likely see these gorgeous 38G naturals.
Maybe you’re not a Patriots fan and you aren’t too jazzed when they score. But how do you feel about this? Maybe this can make you happy about a Patriots TD, FG or win?
Here’s what we mean — this is a collection (below) of Alexa Vin pictures, and most of them were sent out to celebrate a Patriots score. Some were celebrating Bucs or Bruins or Sox. She has also unleashed the krakens to celebrate NASCAR laps and soccer goals and professional wrestling takedowns. And of course sometimes she tweets her tits just because. Just because this life is dreary and dull and she knows her big tits served with a smile will make someone’s day. As she says in her Twitter bio: Big tits, bigger heart.
(More words after the gallery. Because that’s why you’re here — you love words.)
You may be wondering whether this is overkill. So she just tweets her boobs all the time? A very similar picture even? Man, you just don’t get it — you do not get it at all. It’s about celebration, it’s about abundance, it’s about ritual, it’s about winning, it’s about the generosity of a happy fan. Do the pictures look similar? Yes they fucking do — similarly awesome! Sometimes she wears her cute glasses and sometimes she does not. Sometimes she pulls her shirt up, sometimes she pulls her bra down, sometimes she’s just totally nekked. Sometimes she had very distinct tan lines (love tan lines!). Sometimes we get a lot of freckle action (love freckles!). But it’s a guarantee that her eyes are always so friendly, her lips are always so kissable, and her boobs are always soft and creamy white with areolas a perfect shade of pink.
And if the Patriots have a monster night and score a half dozen TDs and a few FGs while they’re at it, what will she do, will she really get her boobs out 9 times? You bet she will! This is a true fan we’re dealing with! What else is there to say but:
Go Pats…
(To stay up to date on all Alexa’s pages and profiles, including Snapchat and ManyVids, visit her Linktree page.)
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