What do you do with an umlaut? Because here we have Isabella Strangmuller, which can be spelled Isabella Strangmueller for Americans because she’s actually Isabella Strangmüller in her native tongue. It rhymes with Bueller, not color. But who cares? Because Isabella Strangmuller rhymes with HOT, that’s what she rhymes with. She’s a German Playmate, and good gosh does Playboy Germany ever get some babes. The great thing is, when you’re a member of PlayboyPlus, you get Playmates from all over the world, regardless of bizarre nonstandard typographical characters. So you can take that umlaut and stick it up your ass.
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