In ancient mythology, sirens were alluring woman-like creatures perched on rocky shores who lured lusty sailors to their death by shipwreck. “Careful Cap’n, these waters are treacherous, with craggy coasts fit to rip our hull.”
“Quiet ya swabbie, sounds like a sexy lady over there, I’m settin’ a starboard course for sexual adventure. Trim the sails and batten the hatches boys, we’re all gettin’ laid!” Crash.
We don’t know how good Laura Giraudi’s singing voice is, but if you saw this vision on a rocky outcropping you’d sail your ship straight at it every time. Kind of a dumb way to die, but that’s how it goes in mythology. Oh look, I’m gonna get laid, this must be my lucky day! Death.
Laura Giraudi is one of the greatest new girls to emerge in 2022, and the only place you’ll find her is Photodromm (where she is known as Giselle) — so get to Photodromm for more Laura Giraudi!
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