Do you want to live on a farm? Do you want to be a farmer? It takes a certain kind of person. But what if we told you there is a farm where the cute ‘n busty farm wife walks around all day with her clothes constantly falling off? This wife might be out planting and whoops, huge beautiful boobs out. Maybe she’s picking herbs or wildflowers — whoops, top busts open and huge beautiful boobs are out. She loves baking cookies and if you’re lured into the kitchen by the fragrant cookie smell you’re likely to find the chef naked except for a choker and fishnet stockings. This is a good farm! And this farm wife is a very good farm wife.
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(Say, where is this farm, anyway? Maybe it’s in the same place as Green Acres — anyone remember the town’s name? Hooterville. Yes, GothicFarmWife seems like a resident of Hooterville. Ha, jokes.)
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Fire up the truck, Hank — it’s a beautiful day for a trip to the farm:
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