As we write this, voting is open over at AVN for stars in various categories — and one of those categories is Sexiest MILF. AVN stands for Adult Video News, so of course the cast of MILFs is quite stacked with professional porn stars — Alexis Fawx, Ava Addams, Bridgette B, Cherie de Ville, Dee Williams… you get the idea. These are some of the best-known porn stars performing in the MILF genre.
And then there is one who is a little different. In fact, she is quite different in more than one way. She is IAmCougarCurves, and she is the only one on the Sexiest MILF ballot who isn’t a professional porn star.
Cougar Curves is 4’7″ tall. Do you know what that means? It means she is a little person. Not just a person who is little, but an actual little person. Like Peter Dinklage or Tattoo on Fantasy Island. IAmCougarCurves measures 55″ vertically, and her ass is 51″ around. She wears a size 3 shoe — stilettos, of course. (And no, it cannot be easy to find stilettos in a size 3.) She is 53 years old, a mom of four, and has a beautiful set of breasts. That is just extraordinary.
Because, folks, it takes all kinds. We try to bring you a few different kinds of bodies (in all shades of the rainbow) on this site, because people like different things. In fact, you, the reader, might not ever have wondered about having sex with a little person. But you’re wondering now, aren’t you? Just like we never thought we’d post nude pictures of a little person on this site, yet here we are. In some small way, perhaps these pictures of IAmCougarCurves and her excellent tits will change minds, and change the world. Did we mention that she has great boobs? Just look at those boobs. And that ass. She may be small in height, but there is plenty of her to grab onto.
Congrats to IAmCougarCurves for making it onto the ballot with all these well-known performers. Please vote for her if you like what you see. And follow her on Twitter @IAmCougarCurves and look up her FetLife profile if you’re on that site.
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