The Twitter Boobosphere was recently rocked by the news that a model named Andy Conspiratitty will be getting a breast reduction. Now, Andy’s tits are ginormous. She wears a 36I (thirty-six EYE) bra right now, and that’s after many months of exercise during which she shed 35 pounds. Just last year, she was hauling those hooters around in a 34JJ bra. Her boobs are so big that they push her ribs into her lungs. They’re so heavy that they cause her spine to twist.
When Andy announced that she’d be downsizing from an I-cup to something in the DDD or E range, most of her fans voiced support for her making what has to be a hard choice. But a few guys out there complained, and said (paraphrasing here) they wouldn’t like her without the ginormo boobs. And that irked her a little, to hear these dudes say “My fantasy is more important than your health.” Of course, it only irked her a little — she’s still getting the surgery, and she’s thrilled about it.
We asked her whether she was going to stop selling the content she’s made, over many years, with the knee-shooters.
“Hell no, I’m selling everything!” she said.
She’s got a Dropbox with 2,273 files — 2,273 of the best big-titty videos and pictures you could ever want — ping her on Twitter @conspiratitty to find out how you can subscribe to it (as well as her very popular Snapchat). Hours and hours and hours of video of her having all kinds of big-titty fun. We’re talking JOI, GFE, BG, MILF, ABC, DEFG, QWERTY, whatever letters you care to string together, it’s there with Andy’s ace sense of humor and the boobs that ate Cleveland.
(As you may have guessed from her name, Andy loves a good conspiracy theory. She loves talking about aliens and such. And she does it naked on her OnlyFans. Look into that if you think the truth is out there and want to believe.)
Andy is proud of the content she’s created over the years, and treasures the fan friendships she’s made. They might have come for the tits, but they have stuck around for her wit and charisma. And now, it’s time for her to make a change that will improve her day-to-day life. She has no regrets. Her surgery is next week and we are sure it will go smoothly.
And let’s remember that Andi’s “classic” boobs are NEVER going away. As long as man can view jpegs and play mp4s, mankind will have more than enough of Andi’s superhooter content. Here, take a look.
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