No doubt the world has been waiting with baited breath for this announcement, which I would have made sooner if I wasn’t so generally clueless. But here it is: Sabrina Nichole deserves to be Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Year. VOTE FOR HER HERE.
“But, but, but…” oh be quiet. I know what you will say. “But you just picked her because she has the biggest boobs.”
So Sabrina Nichole has huge and beautiful DDD-cup boobs. So? First off, that’s a perfectly valid reason for saying a given girl should win a naked-lady contest. What are you proposing, that if a man is looking at a lineup of 12 buck-naked nubile nymphs, he must pick the one with the prettiest cheekbones? The most enchanting eyes? For god’s sake — why have them strip naked at all if you’re not supposed to vote based on their naked bits?
Secondly, yes her boobs are large and fun but SHE IS ALSO FREAKIN’ BEAUTIFUL ANYWAY. Really, quite beautiful. Head to toe, the entire package is lovely and sexy and deserves to win and THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWER.