If you’re following me on Twitter (@babestoday) you know I’ve been plugging the hell out of Lyla Ashby (@LylaAshby).
Mmm. Maybe not the best choice of words there. I mean I have been recommending you vote for her in the Miss COED competition. And I plan to keep plugging her, in that manner, but sometimes you need to flesh these things out in more than 140 characters.
Here are ten reasons why you should vote for Lyla Ashby for Miss COED:
1. Just look at her.
2. Lyla is an awesome tweeter. She loves hearing from fans and will hit you back with a “thank you” or whatever is appropriate. She is a woman of the people, not some stuck up diva.
3. She has huge boobs.
4. She will soon be launching her website, Lyla-Ashby.com. Wouldn’t it be nice if she could put a banner up that says “The OFFICIAL Site of Lyla Ashby, Miss COED June 2013“? I think that would be nice.
5. She loves her curves. Her motto is “A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets — you don’t know where to put your hands.” It is so true. In this way, Lyla is a role model for young girls everywhere. A vote for Lyla is a vote to stop eating disorders and dispel the notion that being rail-thin is the only way to be beautiful. Curves rock!
6. She has huge boobs. Yes, I said this already. Still a good reason.
7. It is free! Really, how often do you get to do something completely free to make a naked woman happy? I’m not asking you to take her to dinner (though that would be lovely) or pay for her movie ticket or send her flowers. Just go and click. In a world where everything comes with strings attached — here is one thing that doesn’t.
8. Your baser human instincts want her to win. Look, this is not a U.S. Presidential election. You do not need to read anything (not even this post), you do not need to weigh any issues, you do not need to tune into televised debates. If Lyla Ashby was running for President against some hugely qualified career politician, and you were trying to explain why you were voting for Lyla, what would your friends say? “Come on, dude, you’re just voting with your dick.” But this is not a Presidential election. It’s a contest to see who is the hottest. Voting with your dick is appropriate here. Come on, your dick wants to vote — let the li’l fella have his fun.
9. She is a naked model. Most of these Miss COED hopefuls are not. Some might make the case that modesty is sexy — I say it’s a load of bollocks. At the end of the day I prefer to reward girls for taking their clothes off.
10. Finally, Lyla likes me. I don’t know exactly what I did to earn her like, but it’s there. She has sent me hot preview pictures from her website and she tweets her boobs at me sometimes for no reason at all. Just as a hello, the way you would wave at someone on the street. While this is great for me, it is also great for YOU. If we all vote together and help Lyla win this thing, she will like me even more. She will be so madly in like with me there is really no telling what sort of pictures, videos, life advice or secret recipes she might share with me. Which I will be all too happy to share with YOU. Help me help you. Vote Lyla Ashby!
These pictures, which are not terribly new, come from ThisIsGlamour.com.
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