She does! She wants these big beautiful boobies all over your wall, in the form of her 2014 calendar. How do you get Lyla and her lady lumps into your domicile? It’s easy — order it from Calendargirls UK! Do it today, without delay! Unless you’re gay — but that’s OK! Actually, even gay guys will like this — what gay guy doesn’t like to squeeze a big set of boobs? Not saying it does anything for them sexually, but just because they can. Squeezing a woman’s big boobs is fun no matter your sexual orientation — although, now that we think of it, extra fun if you’re a girl who also has big boobs, we would imagine. We know it sure is fun for the rest of us to look at.
Wait, what the hell are we talking about? Oh right — Lyla Ashby’s 2014 calendar. The perfect gift for boob-loving guys, or gay guys, or straight girls, or busty naked lesbians (duh) — it’s the perfect gift for everyone, really. Who hates boobs? You know who hated boobs? Hitler.
That website again is Calendargirls UK. Your wall will thank you. Because even walls like boobs.
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