Meet Vixy’s Boobs, Your New Favorite Double Dutch Treats

We have a special treat for you today, boob fans — it’s our pleasure to present this gallery of the lovely boobs of Tumblr user @VuxHisVixy.

Update: Where is Vixy now? Not Tumblr. You might try this Twitter or this OnlyFans or this MeWe profile.

And we know what you SJWs are thinking. “Really? Is this a gallery of her boobs, or is it a gallery of her? What, is she just a pair of tits to you?” No, good sirs, she is not “just a pair of tits.” In fact she’s sweet as hell, a fun and humble woman as we know from a few conversations we’ve had. She is an awesome person with a playful personality. Yes yes yes she is ALL of these things. AND she has a pair of tits that deserve — that demand — a gallery dedicated to them. Her Tumblr page, started by her husband, embraced by her, is basically a shrine to them already. And that is a good thing, because these boobs are gorgeous, simply epic in every way. The size, the shape, the areolas — can we talk about those for just a second? If you enjoy a round dark pair of areolas, the kind with bumps you want to read like Stevie Wonder on a Braille bestseller… well this girl just might be your new obsession.

“I was always popular with guys,” she told us. “But I’m pretty — not gloating, I swear. I’m just mixed in origin and I have a pretty face and long reddish hair — so I always thought this was the reason why I’m attractive to guys. I didn’t think it was my body. Just speaking for myself, first I was shy, and second I wasn’t very embracing of my curves. Actually, in my head, I didn’t really like my big boobs and butt, and would have preferred to be rather flat and tall and skinny.” This is a sad story at this point. Tragic. Blessed with these boobs and a lovely body head-to-toe, yet she wishes she were flat and skinny. Don’t worry, fans. It gets better.

“But then Daddy came into my life and started convincing me that it wasn’t only my face,” she says, “and I started to pay more attention. I found that actually a lot of guys love curvy women, and that I get a lot of looks, etc. Bit by bit, I became less shy — and Vixy the exhibitionist was born.” So that’s something to think about — somewhere, out there (well, actually, the Netherlands), there is this “Daddy” fellow who helped this woman to love her curves and encouraged her to put them online at vuxhisvixy.tumblr.com. She is a goddess — and he is a hero.