“Boob resting” may not sound like something too sexy, but it should be a thing. We’ll make it a thing on this page. Because when the boobs are heavy, a girl deserves a rest. Just rest them on the table for awhile, and let gravity — sweet, sweet gravity — work its wonders. See how they flatten and spread on the table. Alleviation of back pain never looked so good. Oh how nice are these tits on the table, these table titties.
Is there a better word for it? If this is going to be a fad, should it be like planking or voguing or looksmaxxing. Boob resting, boob resting, what can we call it — breasting? It’s resting your breasts. It’s b-resting. It’s breasting.
Our first breaster is a real pro — in an amateur busty MILF sort of way. She has some truly large and pendulous breasts, what some would call “hangers.” Does the great Joci Baker (@jocibaker) need to rest those breasts sometime? She sure does! She is a breasting champ. If she was the entertainment in a medieval castle she would be known as the court breaster. If she was in a novel by Nathaniel Hawthorne her name would be Breaster Prynne. If she recorded a single with four lads from Liverpool it would be “Breasterday.” If she opened a chain of reasonably-priced hotels it would be called Best Breaster(n). Joci does all kinds of tricks with her tits and you can see the really good stuff at her OnlyFans and her Fansly. (Pro tip, if you’re the kind of guy who wants to watch milk dripping out of those things, Fansly is the place for you. No lactation allowed at OF.) Bookmark her Linktree to stay abreast of all her pages and profiles. A massive thank you to Joci for helping us to start this new Theme page.
