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It is not generally a good idea for me to be calling any of the many girls I admire on Twitter the “best” anything. It always seems to get me in trouble. Tell one girl she’s the best and suddenly all the others think you’re a dick.
But today, on this one fucking day, I’m saying it. The girl who answers to @KITTYLICK420 on Twitter and Kittylick420 on MyFreeCams is the best damn naked girl on both sites. What the hell, I’ll double down — the best damn naked girl in the world.
Why do I break my policy of not naming anyone the “best” anything? Because for crying out loud it’s @KITTYLICK420‘s birthday! (It’s actually basically over as I type this, oops.) If I take heat for this statement, so be it — it’s all part of the priceless non-gift I am giving.
And if you’re unfamiliar with @KITTYLICK420 you should take a look at the pictures below. And follow her at the Twitter page above. And pay her money to get naked at the MyFreeCams link above. That last suggestion was a joke — if you catch her on MyFreeCams, it’s a sure bet she’ll be naked. So just pay her for it.
A word of warning, paraphrasing Beyonce (whose birthday it also is was today): You may not be ready for this jelly.
You may notice that @KITTYLICK420 painted my name on her large boobs and took a bunch of awesome pictures. Did that have any bearing on my foolish decision to call her the “best damn naked girl”? You fucking bet it did. Thanks, Kitty, and happy birthday.
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