Ah yes, the Miss Freeones Contest is on right now, and in the category of Adult Model it’s clear that Carlotta Champagne should win. I am totally sure of this. No doubt in my mind. Who else but Carlotta Champagne should win?
Wait, Tessa Fowler is in this too? Oh, here we have a continuity error. I have previously said that Tessa Fowler is “pretty much winning the internet right now.” If Tessa is winning the internet, doesn’t that mean she must win Miss Freeones Adult Model category?
Fuck it! You people with your logic, always saying “If A and B, therefore C”… just go away. Tessa can win the internet and Carlotta can win Miss Freeones Adult Model and we can all get along. My endorsement stands. Vote Carlotta Champagne for Miss Freeones.
Visit Carlotta-Champagne.com and consider joining. Pray, pray, pray that someday Carlotta and Tessa will meet and their clothes will fall off (if A and B, therefore C). And then we will all win.
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