Another Thursday Night Football game was approaching, and I was wondering whether I had any Miami Dolphins fans I could tap for a new #Tits4TDs post. I seemed to recall that cam girl Amber Cutie, who tweets as @AmberLynneGirl, might be one. I asked her, and this was the enthusiastic response:
So, yeah, I’d say she’s a Miami fan. And when the name of the game is #Tits4TDs, well… she got the tits to play in the big leagues, don’t she?
Amber Cutie has her own site, AmberCutie.com (which has a cool forum section) and she cams as AmberCutie at MyFreeCams.
You know, a horned frog isn’t really a frog. Peanuts aren’t technically nuts. A carpet is neither a car nor a pet. Names can be misleading in this wacky, mixed-up world, but you needn’t worry when it comes to Amber. Amber Cutie really is a cutie. I mean, sure, she has those magnificent boobs and a lovely curvy rear, and you can drool over those all you like (you depraved man, you), but if you can look past the boobs you’ll fall in lust with the uber-cuteness of this girl-next-door in cute librarian glasses holding up a handmade sign for some lucky fan’s birthday. “Happy birthday, Joe!” it says in such cute girly magic-marker penmanship. And that cute smile. And the cute way she pulls that shirt up for Joe, so the birthday boy gets an eyeful of her cute huge boobs.
Hmm, I did say “if you can look past the boobs,” which is a difficult task. I was able to look past them for about two sentences there but they came right back and slapped me in the face. I didn’t mind, though.
FINAL SCORE: Miami 22, Buffalo 9.
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