Barbie Bugatti Is the Velma Dinkley We Needed

The rise of the big tiddy sexed-up Velma Dinkley has been mostly awesome. But then along comes HBO Max trying to do a Velma solo show and it’s the most hated animated series of all time. And we haven’t watched it. But we think the whole idea of people getting all pissed off about an animated character from the ’70s is just silly. Those Scooby Doo shows were OK. They were formulaic and the jokes were corny and the animation was done on the cheap but whatever. Hold it up as Citizen Kane and cry “ruined childhood” if you want.

Now here’s a big tiddy sexed-up Velma we can enthusiastically get behind (and when we say get behind… well, just look at the last few pictures). It’s Barbie Bugatti as the crime solver and boy is she good at it. Pull the mask off the bad guy to find out it’s old Mr. Withers and he will no doubt say “And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for Velma’s big ass tiddies.” How can you keep doing dastardly deeds when this Velma is shaking them in your face? Plan foiled.

Get to know Barbie Bugatti. She is on Twitter @BarbieBugatti1 (go there for n00dz)and Instagram as @bugattidagoat2 (go there for PG shots). The goldmine of Barbie is her free Onlyfans/barbibugatti page. For her TikTok, Snapchat, and other links, visit her Hubzter page.