What is it with women and riding horses? Women just seem to love mounting a beast in their tight jodhpurs. Squeeze with your thighs, love, don’t want to be thrown. Don’t be shy with the crop if you need more thrust. Thwack.
Not implying any sort of weird sexuality between woman and horse but a day in the paddock does seem to get some riders a bit frisky. Like Katie McKenzie (aka @katiemckenzie99). She’s an accomplished equestrian who mounts up frequently and often ends up in a state of undress as the horse looks on unmoved. Chew yer apple, luv, mummy’s gonna take some snaps for the boys. Off comes the jumper. Off comes the bra. Down go the jodhpurs. Off come the knick– just kidding, she’s not wearing any.
Is this common? Do women go cantering over the hill on horseback just to find a place to take nude selfies? Is this where it ends, Katie McKenzie with her tits and bits out in the middle of a field?
No, not for our Kate. Stories need a denoument and we’ll give it to you. How about a nice cup of tea back at the house, a warm shower, and into some comfy jammies. Off to bed, but not to sleep.
(@katiemckenzie99 is not currently on any creator platforms, but she accepts tips through PayPal. All proceeds are spent on more bras and jodhpurs.)
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