How Beyonce made Jay-Z j*** on her dress

Have you seen the video for “Partition” by Beyonce? Normally we might bring you that clip and just say how it’s super sextastic and bootylicious and you should watch it — but you should actually listen to the lyrics too. It’s pretty dirty stuff, particularly for Beyonce, who used to be all Christian (Destiny’s Child, after all, got its name from a verse in the Book of Isaiah).

And so here we have Beyonce getting all sexy, getting down on her knees in a limousine, and guess what: her lover man, we’ll call him J.Z. to protect his identity, shoots a load on her pretty dress. That’s hot. Here’s the blow-by-blow:

Driver, roll up the partition, please
I don’t need you seeing ‘Yonce on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain’t even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to fuck
He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown